Harry Potter Night
Saturday, 21 July 2007 05:56

I trekked on over to Adventures For Kids book store last night around 9:30 PM.  The place was packed with people young and old dressed in witch hats, capes, and sporting the famous Harry Potter scar.  Dang...I forgot to break out the red Sharpie!  I'm not big on capes, but I could have at least given myself a forehead wound.  I didn't stick around for the midnight unveiling, since I hadn't pre-ordered the book (I'm still working on book 5), but it was nice to see so many excited readers. 

At one point the store owner, Barbara, pulled me aside and had me sign one of my books for a customer, then invited me be one of the presenters at teachers' night on August 14th.  Groovy!  Greg 

 

 
Secret Agent 86
Thursday, 19 July 2007 11:39

Okay, I'm happy.  It seems there is going to be a Get Smart movie (coming soon to a theater near you).  If you've read any of the Melvin Beederman books, it's not by chance that Melvin's antics and some of the other humor elements are a lot like Maxwell Smart's.  This was one of my favorite TV shows when I was a kid.  I love the recurring gags.  Have you noticed recurring gags in the Melvin series?  Would you believe you have Mr. Smart to thank for it?

In other news, Under Dog is coming soon to a theater near you.  Another show from my childhood.  Holy double whammy!  Ahh...summer.  Greg
 
Attack of the Valley Girls
Tuesday, 17 July 2007 03:51

I just received the copy edited version of the sixth Melvin Beederman book, Attack of the Valley Girls, so I'll be doing the fine tuning/revision thing for the next few days.  Here's a synopsis of the book, which will probably become part of the jacket flap and will eventually be put up on the website next to the cover art:

Melvin Beederman is fresh out of bad guys to catch.  Or is he?  Little does he know that trouble is brewing in a dressing room at a large department store.  Devious and Sinister Valley girls Chantele and Brittany aren't just trying on clothes.  They're, like, hatching a totally cool plan to take over the city.  Will Melvin and Candace be outsmarted by two not-so-smart girls from the Valley? 

In other news, it's my birthday today!  Woo-hoo!  Greg

 
When Is Potty Humor Okay?
Friday, 13 July 2007 02:54

I may have blogged about this before, but let me just say that I'm not real big on potty humor.  The presence of potty humor usually means the writer has run out of ideas.  There are times, however, when it works.  The key is to make it subtle.  I was watching Monty Python and the Holy Grail the other day...there's a scene where a man hurls insults from the top of a castle wall at his opponent below: "I fart in your general direction."  This is an example of potty humor that works.  Saying, "I burp in your general direction" just wouldn't cut it.  

But notice that he doesn't actually fart in the other man's direction.  He just talks about doing it.  This is my second point: in order for potty humor to be effective, it has to be subtle.  In my books, the McNasty Brothers are somewhat odiferous but I never say why.  I take the literary high road, avoiding the potty humor, and in general it makes for a funnier read.  Greg 

 
Harry Potter Movie
Tuesday, 10 July 2007 05:57

Harry Potter and the Order Of the Phoenix (did I spell that right?) comes out at midnight tonight and I'm going.  This is partially a reward to my 15-year-old daughter who has read the books.  We did the same for the last movie, and I have to say, there's something about being in a room with 200 or so avid readers, or at least avid Harry Potter readers.  I haven't read the book yet, and forgive me for saying so, but I'm a bigger fan of the movies than the books.  This is not a slap to J. K...a great yarn is a great yarn, and that's what we get in Harry Potter.  I'm not saying we get great writing, but hey, great storytelling is great storytelling.  You rock, J. K!

Now here's my dilemma.  I just got back from the Happiest Place On Earth—no I don't mean the local ice cream parlor—this morning at 1:oo.  Do I really want to be up until 3:00 AM today?  Um...let me think...yes!  Again, great stories are great stories...even the visual variety.  Greg

 
The Purity of Baseball
Friday, 06 July 2007 02:58

I took my wife and one of my daughters to a Dodger game over the weekend  It was great, even in the 100 degree heat.  I'd forgotten what a great game baseball is.  One thing I love about the major leagues is they still use wooden bats...so you can still hear the crack! when someone connects, not the annoying tink that you hear everywhere else.  What I don't like is how the players wear their uniforms.  The pants are way too tight and I can't see the socks!  Baseball pants should come just below the knees, not down to the ankles.  Only one Dodger wore his uniform correctly, showing off his socks, and get this: he's the leading hitter on the squad.  Coincidence?  I think not.

Speaking of basball, check out Mark William's Danger Boy .  It involves time travel, a talking dinosaur, and baseball.  Best of all, it's some of the best writing I've seen in a while.  The first book in the series is called Ancient Fire.  Greg 

 
Pixar Does It Again!
Thursday, 05 July 2007 03:49

I took my wife and daughters to see Ratatouille over the weekend.  Once again, Pixar proves they are far and above any other computer animation on the planet.  It's as good as anything they've created thus far...and they never stoop to potty humor, which makes their gags all the more funny.   I plan on getting the DVD version when it comes out so I can take a gander at all the how-to and behind-the-scenes stuff.

An interesting thing about movie making is the concept of the story boards.  I love being able to see the whole story like that.  I wonder if it's something we writers can utilize.  I was at a workshop a few years ago put on by novelist Val Hobbs and she had us use Post-It notes as a kind of story board for our novels (everyone had to show up with a completed novel).  On each Post It we listed the chapter number and then one sentence on what that chapter was about.  Then we could lay it all out in front of us and it was very easy to see where the story sagged, etc...a storyboard in a sense for those of us who can't draw.  Happy 4th of July!  Greg

 
About That iphone
Saturday, 30 June 2007 05:55

The latest news on the planet is that the iphone has hit the stores and the demand is huge.  I have to say, I'm intrigued...I'm a long-time Apple fan, but I'm also not an early adopter of anything.  I don't even have an ipod, which really doesn't matter, since I have a wife and two daughters who have them and they don't mind me borrowing it to go to the Y.  But here's the major flaw of the iphone (Apple, are you listening?), it only works with AT&T, the world's worst cell phone service.

Maybe I'll wait for the next generation iphone, when they fix this glitch.  Otherwise the device is too cool.  Now, what does this have to do with kid's lit?  Hmm...let me think.  Books on tape!  Whew!...I made a connection.  Greg  

 
Does Elmer Fudd Read Twapter Books?
Friday, 15 June 2007 03:10

The other day I wrote that there should be a genre between chapter books and middle grade novels...something I call twapter books.  This seems to be something Elmer Fudd would enjoy.

Elmer puts a finger to his lips.  "Shhhh!  I'm weading twapter books."  I'm thinking he might like scwewy twapter books best of all.  But, of course, this is just one writer's opinion on the subject.  Greg

 
What is a Twapter Book?
Tuesday, 12 June 2007 10:52

As you know, the Melvin Beederman books run a little older than the typical chapter books, which turns out to be a good thing for those readers in fourth and fifth grade who aren't ready for full-length novels yet but have moved beyond The Magic Treehouse type of book.

This got me thinking (yes, I do occassionally think)...you know how they have middle grade novels and teen novels and in between they have tween books?  It seems to me that there should be a transitionary genre between middle grade and chapter books for those struggling older readers.  I call them twapter books.

So don't you dare call me a chapter book writer.  I'm a twapter book writer and proud of it!   Greg 

 
Eight Things About Moi
Sunday, 03 June 2007 10:03

I've been tagged by my fellow children's book author chum (although she's not a fellow) Terry Pierce .  Being tagged means I have to share eight things about myself and then tag some other bloggers.  It's called "8 things meme" or some such.  Well here goes...uh...something.

1.  I was the only guy on my high school wrestling team to make it to the state championships, but my real claim to fame happened the previous year when I accidently knocked out my opponent...13 seconds into the first round. 

2. I once inner tubed across Lower Castaic Lake at midnight.

3. The Curse of the Bologna Sandwich (my first book) sold to the first place I sent it.

4. Prior to that sale I went through 12 years of rejection.

5. I've been married for 23 years.  As Maxwell Smart says..."And loving it!"

6. My favorite snack at the movies is M & Ms.

7. I can sing any Beatle song in Kermit the Frog's voice.

8. I spend part of every summer fishing in the Eastern Sierra with my best pal Steve Frye.  In the evening we stoke up the campfire and read our latest manuscripts to each other.

Okay, now I have to tag some other bloggers.  Who should it be...hmmm.  Greg Pincus , Disco Mermaids , Barbara Beitz , Mark Williams , Heather Tomlinson?  Hard to pick.

 
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Name: Greg Trine

Home: California

Favorite Quote: Have you saved the world lately? – Melvin Beederman

Favorite Reads: Bloody Jack series,

Favorite Movies: Shawshank Redemption, Back to the Future, Princess Bride, It’s a Wonderful Life,