Dead Guy Interviews - Earnest Hemingway

I sat down recently with my good pal Earnest Hemingway, Pulitzer Prize winner of the Old Man and the Sea, and author of The Sun Also Rises.  Here's what he had to say about writing.

Greg: Do you have a tip or two about writing?

Earnest: There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed. 

Greg: Gulp! 

Earnest: Gesundheit!

Greg: That wasn't a sneeze.

Earnest: Sorry

Greg: Why is it that your prose are so spare and unadorned?

Earnest: If a writer knows enough about what he is writing about, he may omit things that he knows. The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water.

Greg: In other words?

Earnest: Prose is architecture, not interior decoration, and the Baroque is over....My aim is to put down on paper what I see and what I feel in the best and simplest way.

Greg: You'd make a good chapter book writer, you know?

Earnest: You think?

Greg: Any last words of advice?

Earnest: We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master.  There is no rule on how to write. Sometimes it comes easily and perfectly; sometimes it's like drilling rock and then blasting it out with charges.

Greg: Dang!

Earnest:  I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
 

 

 

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written by Greg , October 22, 2007

Hey Mary,

Thanks for stopping by...nice to see you on Saturday.

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written by Mary Hanson , October 22, 2007

And so the man called Greg returns to the street. The street of dead guys. He knows only that he will knock. He does not know if they sleep. Or dream. Or if they will come out wearing a mustache and a dress.

The sun also sets on Mulberry Street. And death hunts us all. It hunts writers and artists and dreamers. If you are a children’s writer, it will hunt you as well. But do not despair. There is no particular hurry.

And even if the man called Greg knocks at your door and you know you are dead even before the PW reviews come in do not despair for you will run with the bulls in cyberspace beside heroes named Beederman and men called Maria.

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