Mark Twain Interview
Mark Twain is one of my all-time favorite writers.  We sat down recently and had a chat.

Greg: I think I speak for the entire world when I say, we’ve missed you, Mr. Twain.

Mark: Rumours of my demise have been greatly exaggerated!

Greg:  Really?  You look dead to me.  Can you tell us a little about your writing process?

Mark:  Certainly.  I wrote the rest of The Innocents Abroad in sixty days and I could have added a fortnight's labor with the pen and gotten along without the letters altogether. I was very young in those days, exceedingly young, marvelously young, younger than I am now, younger than I shall ever be again, by hundreds of years. I worked every night from eleven or twelve until broad daylight in the morning, and as I did 200,000 words in the sixty days, the average was more than 3,000 words a day- nothing for Sir Walter Scott, nothing for Louis Stevenson, nothing for plenty of other people, but quite handsome for me. In 1897, when we were living in Tedworth Square, London, and I was writing the book called Following the Equator, my average was 1,800 words a day; here in Florence (1904) my average seems to be 1,400 words per sitting of four or five hours.

Greg: Wow.  That’s what I call choosing your words carefully. Please, go on.

Mark:  To get the right word in the right place is a rare achievement. To condense the diffused light of a page of thought into the luminous flash of a single sentence, is worthy to rank as a prize composition just by itself...Anybody can have ideas--the difficulty is to express them without squandering a quire of paper on an idea that ought to be reduced to one glittering paragraph.

Greg:  Any last words of advice to writers?

Mark: I notice that you use plain, simple language, short words and brief sentences. That is the way to write English - it is the modern way and the best way. Stick to it; don't let fluff and flowers and verbosity creep in. When you catch an adjective, kill it. No, I don't mean utterly, but kill most of them - then the rest will be valuable. They weaken when they are close together. They give strength when they are wide apart. An adjective habit, or a wordy, diffuse, flowery habit, once fastened upon a person, is as hard to get rid of as any other vice.

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written by a guest , May 13, 2009

quesiton... is this real interview? cuz teh date's pretty recent. Mark Twain shoudl be ded by now and I"m doing project. I need some sources so...
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written by a guest , March 16, 2009

this is amazing im doing a project on him and i truly respect your interview

thanks for the help on finding out a little more on him

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written by a guest , January 10, 2008

Yes very lucky to get an interview with him, im a fan of his too
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written by Sara , September 14, 2007

Twain is one of my favorite writers, as well! When I was in college, I took a semester-long course just on Twain. Bliss.

BTW, Mark Twain was supposedly the first author to submit a typewritten manuscript (Life on the Mississippi) to a publisher? Although he didn't type it himself--one of his hired lackeys typed it from his handwritten manuscript. But he was one of those enthusiastic "early adopters." Today, he would have been lining up for an iPhone.

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written by Mac McCool , September 08, 2007

I love Mark Twain too! Fun post!!
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written by Rita , September 07, 2007

This interview rocks!! Thanks!!

Mark sounds sooooo charismatic and nice. *sigh*

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written by Terry Pierce , September 07, 2007

Yes, I thought Mr. Twain wanted us to kill all the adjectives and Mr. Shakespeare wanted us to kill all the lawyers. My, literature has certainly had it's share of violence! Thank goodness for Superheroes like Melvin.
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written by Greg , September 07, 2007

I think he meant we should kill them in a nice way.
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written by Rebecca , September 07, 2007

Wow, Twain wants us to kill adjectives? Doesn't that go AGAINST the super hero code?
Tell Mark hi for me when you see him again and tell him we'll meet up at the frog jumpting contest : )

Rebecca Langston-George

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written by Greg , September 07, 2007

It was a chocolate bribe.
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written by Barbara Bietz , September 07, 2007

Greg,

You must be very well connected to have gotten this interview! Wow!

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