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Okay, world—you know who you are, the millions reading this blog—today is clean joke day. But first you may be asking yourself, what is Greg Trine reading these days?
Insomniac by Eliza Wake
But moving on...did you ever wonder what would happen if—
You sued a parsley farmer. Would you have to garnish his wages?
Did you know that—
They're installing a clock on the Leaning Tower of Pizza, because sometimes you may have the inclination but not the time.
And then there's the story about the man who went into a second hand shop to get one for his watch.
In other news, did you know that an atheist is someone with no invisible means of support?
Or that if you worked in a nursery you could have a budding career?
Okay, that's it for now. My funny bone feels better. Greg
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