Saint Patrick's Day Jokes

Well, folks, it's Saint Patrick's Day, and I was talking to my good friend Paddy O. Furniture and he said,

"Knock, knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Warren."
"Warren who?"

"Warren anything green today?"

 But he didn't stop there.  Oh no.

"Knock, knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Irish."
"Irish who?"
"Irish you a happy St. Patrick's Day!"

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Greg Trine is a truly inspirational writer and speaker. When he visited my class, he captivated my students with stories of his challenges and successes as a writer, inspiring them with lessons of perseverance and encouragement. The activities he worked on with them showed how they could embody traits of character just as noble and just as funny as Melvin Beederman's. He was very entertaining, and the evil laugh contest was a hoot!

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