Occupation: notorious jewel thief, all-around bad girl

Strengths: getting away (she might come back later on)

Likes: singing Grateful Fred songs in the shower

Dislikes: taking orders from her sister, Puke

Mudball McNasty was voted Most Likely to Become A Linebacker back in her days at Devious Dames High School. And she’s been gaining  weight ever since. She can crack most safes simply by putting her shoulder into it while yelling, “sixty-four, twenty-two, hike!”