Occupation: Owner of Big Al’s Gadgets for Bad Guys

Strengths: making dough (not money—dough!)

Likes: bad guys who have cash

Dislikes: good guys and poor bad guys

 

Big Al used to be called Medium-Sized Al. Before that he was Little Al.  But this was before he discovered fast food (which used to be called slow food). Now Al is as big as his girlfriend Mudball McNasty. Together they’ve won L.A.’s Tag-Team Pie Eating contest three years in a row.