Melvin Beederman

Melvin2Occupation: superhero

Powers: flying, running faster than a speeding bullet, x-ray vision, gerbilspeak

Strengths: noggin power, math

Weaknesses: bologna, takeoffs, stopping a speeding train

Likes: math, The Adventures of Thunderman cartoons, pretzels, root beer

Dislikes: seeing people’s underwear

With his stellar math skills and uncoventional good looks, Melvin graduated at the top of his class from the Superhero Academy. It is no wonder—Melvin is great at everything. Well, almost... it may take him five or six tries to fly, and it is sometimes difficult to stop a speeding locomotive. Not to mention he can’t turn off his x-ray vision. Everywhere he looks, he sees nothing but underwear! But he still manages to save the day just in the nick of time. After all, he’s just doing his job.